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Dear next years english 110 students,

this is a class that you can do well in if you pay attention and come to class. There is a couple of ways to get extra credit and you will need to capitalize on all extra credit opportunities due to the fact that your new teacher likes to grade extra hard. Make sure you follow all instructions which sounds like something you have been told in every class you have ever attended for your entire life but there atre tiny things you can miss that will blow an assignment for you. There are a few papers you have to write but you will find out after you have turned them both in that you will be able to rewrite both of the papers for a new grade. It may seem really dick that she does not tell you before you finish it but actually it is a cool thing because it forced me to do my best work and then I got a lot of good advice on how to fix it for extra credit. You also need to learn how to blog properly. NEVER use contractions they are half as many words as splitting them properly into the two original words. When you are totally basing an assignment on the number of words you damn well better use as many as you are able to. Check your words often so you know how and when to properly change topics. Three more words.