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Dear next years english 110 students,

this is a class that you can do well in if you pay attention and come to class. There is a couple of ways to get extra credit and you will need to capitalize on all extra credit opportunities due to the fact that your new teacher likes to grade extra hard. Make sure you follow all instructions which sounds like something you have been told in every class you have ever attended for your entire life but there atre tiny things you can miss that will blow an assignment for you. There are a few papers you have to write but you will find out after you have turned them both in that you will be able to rewrite both of the papers for a new grade. It may seem really dick that she does not tell you before you finish it but actually it is a cool thing because it forced me to do my best work and then I got a lot of good advice on how to fix it for extra credit. You also need to learn how to blog properly. NEVER use contractions they are half as many words as splitting them properly into the two original words. When you are totally basing an assignment on the number of words you damn well better use as many as you are able to. Check your words often so you know how and when to properly change topics. Three more words.

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Hey everybody. So according to my numbering this is my second to last blog. I hope I am right but I should probably check carmen for the final date tomorrow. I will be extra relieved when we are totally done with these because then I can focus all my effort on my analytical research paper rewrite. I need to get at least 7 points higher on the rewrite than the original to get the grade I desire for this class. I would like to get 13 points higher but that is not always possible. Actually I forgot about getting extra credit for comments and the extra credit for going to the writing center so I guess I am going to have to take another look at what my grades are. Apparently I missed the date to rewrite the commonplace but I was going to say something on what I thought was the final day to tell her but she said I was already to late. I double checked my calendar but I must have misheard what she actually said.

So today me and a couple of my room mates decided that we were tired of having a broken heater and we were tired of waiting for our landlord so we went down and tried to get it working again. After about 5 minutes we figures out that out problem was either the pilot light because we some weird auto lighting pilot light. After about 25 minutes of playing around with it we thought we got it working then for some reason a smoke detector went off. Their was no smoke and it is not a carbon monoxide leak. After a little for playing we around we got it working.

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Well hello everyone. How was your day today. As I have heard we do not have any blog topics until we are done with them altogether so I am just going to wing it from now on. So I decided to do my blog now but it is not because I am going out tonight. Do not think I am lame or anything I went out and partied last night but it is to damn cold to be doing all that tonight. I think it is going to be like this throughout most of winter because I am really not going to be going anywhere over winter quarter. I am really not into being cold so I do not walk around that much once it starts getting cold. It is pretty funny when it starts getting cold I pretty much stop doing most of the everyday things that I would normally do in the summer months. I notice most people do so I am not really concerned with any of it. But tonight I think me and joe my room mate are just going to kick it here and watch 30 rock. We found this pretty funny drinking game with this show and he is going to be playing that tonight. I am not able to play this though because the legal age to drink is 21 and I am obviously not going to be able to play this game until next year when I turn 21. it seems really fun.

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Hey everybody. So it is my room mates 21^st birthday party. His birthday was actually on wednesday and we decided it would be better to be to party at elliots house tonight instead. Everybody sitting around staring at me typing this retarded blog and they are not happy even a little bit. Saylor is fuming angry. Joe has this cool whipped cream with alcohol and I can not to be twenty one so I can actually try it. Underage drinking is wrong and illegal and none of you should participate in this new crime wave that sweeping the globe. I am tired of this retarded class and am glad I will probably have to have it again. I am not even at one hundred and twenty words yet and I am still holding up the whole entire group of the three of us. It is getting colder every second and the walk is becoming exponentially worse of a walk. According to the birthday boy joe schaffer is is exactly thirty degrees at this point in time and space. I put a lot of unnecessary words in all of the sentences previous to this one but also including this one and potentially all future sentences after this current one. I am going to be walking from eighth street all the way to frambes which is probably going to be really shitty. I am glad we are almost done blogging because I bull shit all of them any way. Three more words.

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Hey everybody. So my computer is running repairs because my the fuse for the upstairs is being a dick and blows for no reason at all. It has done it 5 times in the last 2 days and it is driving me nuts. I really wanted to do my blog during halftime of the cavaliers game so I had to ask my roommate to use his for this. Luckily joe is a coll dude and has no problem lending me his computer. So today I saw a little bit of what we watched today in class but regrettably I was forced to leave early due to a writing center meeting. So on the blog assignment we are supposed to be discussing the firefly episode “out of gas.” since we watch caprica today I assume that is going to be the topic of the blog for today so that is what I will discuss. I may not have seen much due to the fact that I was signing up for my writing center meeting while it was on at the beginning but it threw me off at first because I was expecting their to be robot that looked like the typical sci fi robot. I thought this would be the case because in battle star galatica they are fighting advanced robots that look like people and in this it seemed more like backgroud info on all the characters we saw in the original mini series. I was also confused because I thought this was going to be a mini series and it did not seem like that at all from what we watched. GO CALVES

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Hey everybody I do not have much time to write this so I am going to be a quick as possible. Psych is about to be on and that show is the shit so I am not missing a new episode. Psych is a coll and humorous show about a goofy guy named shawn spencer who is working as a consultant for the santa barbera police department. Shawn's dad used to be a police office for that police department so he has a good word on his side when the show started and he was not really known yet. Shawns dad raised him to be a police officer but shawn was never really into that and spent most of his time getting into mischief and just being a goofball and a slacker pretty much his whole life. He has always had his best friend burton guster, he goes by gus, since he was five and they have become really close and they are partners for their detective agency. Shawn is so good at what he does because his whole life his dad was pushing him to be a cop and so he gave him all kinds of good advice and trained him to become an officer. The best part of the show is since he is so observant he figures things out without a lot of evidence and since people would not believe most of his ridiculous accusations he has spent the whole show pretending to be a psychic. Gus is the only one that know so they have lots of close calls with getting caught.

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Hey everybody. How was your day? Mine was defiantly not excellent because of this terrible rain. I am happy though because we got most of our group memo done in class today. I spent like twenty minutes trying to print out the dumb thing before class today because my room mates printer was being a dick and kept saying it was out of ink when it clearly was not. It said it was completely empty so I had to essentially tell the computer that ink was not necessary to print out my document. After I finally do all that I look at the clock and It is 1: 28 and I am still on eighth. So I ended up getting to class like fifteen minutes late. I get there and find out I did not even need to do it. But I also got some good news in class today. I found out I am at 110 comments so I feel I should give lee ann and sarah both shout outs here because I am going to say at least half my comments were me responding to their comments. So thanks ladies ha. I feel like the next 50 will be easy but I doubt I will be getting a lot of comments on my blogs because I prety much have the same few people commenting on my blogs and they have got to be pretty close to being done. I guess I will focus mu attention on actually reading other peoples blogs and commenting on theirs.